Ohio's first mobile smoke shop
The store that shows up to your event.
Weddings, festivals, private parties — the Chronic Wellness truck rolls in with the full shop, live glass-blowing, tarot, slushys and popcorn. Book it like you'd book a food truck.
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● The Chronic Truck · home base LaGrange, OH
How it works
Three steps to a booked truck
$250 brings the truck out for 4 hours. Travel is a flat $0.80 a mile from LaGrange, round trip — no hidden fees.
We build the truck's stock around your event — including custom-labeled pre-rolls for weddings and parties. Add live glass-blowing, a tarot reader, or slushys & popcorn.
We arrive stocked and staffed. 21+ verification handled at the window, every time.
Book it
Check your date, build your quote
The quote updates live as you build your event. Submitting a request doesn't charge you — we confirm availability first.
Your estimate
No payment due now. We confirm availability within 24 hours, then send a deposit link. 21+ products sold only to verified adults at the event.
Past events
They came for the truck, stayed for the show
Harvest Fest · Lorain Co.
Education booth"The glass-blowing demo was the talk of our wedding. People still bring it up."
Megan & Tyler R. — Avon Lake"Easiest vendor we booked. Showed up early, handled ID checks, zero hassle for us."
Danielle K. — festival organizer, Lorain County"My dad can't drive to a dispensary anymore. They came to him and explained everything one-on-one."
Chris B. — ElyriaWhere the truck rolls next
Upcoming public events
Come find us — no order needed. Watch the glass artist work, get a reading, grab a slushy, and talk to a human about what everything actually is.
Grafton Backyard Sessions
Private-style evening event — truck, live glass-blowing and open consultations. Limited walk-up spots.
Wellington Fall Market
Full mobile shop plus the slushy & popcorn station. Tarot table with Luna Reads from 1–3 PM.
Private wedding — Avon Lake
The truck is reserved for a private celebration. Want this for your own event? Book your date.
Harvest Fest — Lorain County
Our biggest public stop of the fall. Full shop, education booth, giveaways, and the concession station all day.
Your event here
Want the truck at your own party?
Weddings, festivals, birthdays, corporate — build your package and get an instant estimate.
Get a quoteEducation is part of the product
Understand what you're buying.
Nobody should have to guess. Plain-English guides, written for people who've never set foot in a smoke shop — and free one-on-one consultations when you'd rather talk to a human.
What each compound actually does, how they're legal, and how to choose your first product.
4 min read
No-smoke options, dosing basics, and the "start low, go slow" rule explained properly.
5 min read
Every product we sell is third-party lab tested. Here's what the numbers on the certificate mean.
3 min read
Onset times, what "5mg" feels like, and how to have a good first experience instead of a bad story.
4 min read
Why the label is only half the story, and how terpenes shape the experience.
6 min readFor veterans, people with disabilities, and anyone who can't get to a store. A real person explains everything — zero pressure.
Free · 30–45 minQuestions we get every day
Straight answers
Is this legal?
We sell hemp-derived products permitted under federal and Ohio law, and we scope our catalog with legal counsel as rules change. Every product is 21+, lab-tested with a certificate of analysis, and ID is verified at signup and again at handoff.
Will I get "high" from THCA flower?
THCA is not intoxicating in its raw form, but it converts to THC when heated — so smoked or vaped, it behaves like traditional flower. If you're new, start low and slow, or ask us first.
How does delivery work?
Order in the app, and the truck comes to your door — $0.80 per mile from our LaGrange home base, calculated upfront before you confirm. You'll see live tracking, and we check ID at the door every single time.
What if I don't know what to order?
That's the point of Chronic Wellness. Use the concierge in the app, read the guides above, or book a free one-on-one consultation and a human will walk you through it at your kitchen table.
Can the truck come to my event?
Yes — that's our favorite thing to do. Weddings, festivals, private parties, with add-ons like live glass-blowing and tarot. Build a quote on the booking page; travel is a flat $0.80/mile.